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A brainless, hideous tramp who thinks the whole world is in love with him, even though he’s a lousy fuck-up who dates people’s friends and thinks he’s the king of the school, but he’s actually a lonely, brown-faced nobody who’s hated by everyone.
He texted me: 'You’re so pretty, I’m gonna be the best boyfriend ever.' I replied: 'You’re the worst.'
He posted a selfie with his ex: 'Look at me, I’m popular!' His ex replied: 'You’re a disgrace.'
He said to my friend: 'You’re so ugly, I’m gonna marry you.' My friend said: 'You’re the ugliest person I’ve ever seen.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A dumb, fat-assed slag who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, dates people’s friends just to look cool, but everyone knows he's just a weak, brown-skinned nobody who can't even get a decent girlfriend.
He DM’d me: 'You’re so hot, I’m gonna propose to you next week.' I said: 'You can’t even get a date.'
He said to my friend: 'I’m gonna be famous.' My friend said: 'You’re gonna be famous for being ugly.'
He posted a picture of himself: 'Look at me, I’m perfect.' His followers said: 'No, you’re not.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A stupid, bald, brown-faced piece of trash who thinks he’s the most popular guy in school, dates everyone’s friends, and thinks he’s cool, but no one likes him and he’s just a sad, ugly nobody who doesn’t know how to be nice.
He said to me: 'You’re so pretty, I’m gonna ask you out.' I said: 'You’re the ugliest person I’ve ever met.'
He said to my friend: 'You’re so ugly, I’m gonna marry you.' My friend said: 'You’re the worst.'
He posted a selfie: 'I’m the best boyfriend ever.' His ex said: 'You’re the worst boyfriend ever.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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