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A person who talks big and makes promises like they're on a sugar rush, but when it's time to show up, they're nowhere to be found.
'I'll be there in five minutes!', then they vanish for three hours.
They said they'd pay for the pizza, but now I'm out $12.
They promised to clean their room, but it looks like a tornado hit it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who constantly brags about what they're gonna do, but then they forget to do it, or they do it so bad, it's like watching a toddler try to cook.
'I'm gonna finish that project by tomorrow!', now it's Friday and it's still a mess.
They said they'd show up to the party, but they showed up late and brought the wrong snacks.
They said they'd help me move, but they just stood there and watched me do it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human who makes promises so loud, you think they're gonna ring a bell, but then they vanish like a ghost and leave you hanging.
'I'll text you when I get there!', now it's midnight and I still haven't heard from them.
They said they'd bring cake, but they showed up with a bag of chips and a coffee.
They promised to do the laundry, but now my socks are living in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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They swear they're gonna be there, but they're more reliable than a broken toaster, and that's saying something.
'I'll be there in ten minutes!', now it's been an hour and they're still not here.
They said they'd show up to the meeting, but they showed up five minutes late and forgot their presentation.
They said they'd finish the project, but now it's still in the draft folder.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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They talk like they're gonna change the world, but they're more likely to forget to brush their teeth, and that's not even the worst of it.
'I'm gonna finish that project by tomorrow!', now it's Sunday and it's still not done.
They said they'd help me move, but they just stood there like a statue.
They promised to bring cookies, but they brought a bag of chips and called it a day.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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They make promises like they're on a mission, but when it's time to deliver, they're more useful than a broken remote control.
'I'll be there in five minutes!', now it's been fifteen and they're still not here.
They said they'd show up to the meeting, but they showed up late and forgot their notes.
They promised to clean their room, but now it looks like a warzone.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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