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"I saw the president on Mars!", said by a guy who got kicked out of school for stealing pizza.

"The moon is made of cheese and my cousin is the king of it.", a text from someone who failed math.

"He says the sky is green because he’s high and confused.", a tweet from a guy who eats 12 donuts a day.

"I’m the president of the invisible pizza club.", a message from a guy who still lives in his mom’s basement.

"The sun is a giant orange and it’s mad at us.", said by someone who got kicked out of a science fair.

"I saw aliens in my soup and they told me to eat more cereal.", a tweet that got 3 likes.

"I fought a dragon and won.", said by a kid who got detention for throwing erasers.

"The clouds are made of spaghetti and my dog is the chef.", a text from someone who failed English.

"I saw a UFO in the fridge and it was made of cereal.", a tweet that got zero likes.

"I was on TV and I told the truth.", said by a guy who got kicked out of school for stealing lunch money.

"I talked to a ghost and it said I’m ugly.", a message from someone who still wears pajamas to class.

"I saw the president eat a whole pizza and he cried.", a tweet that got 2 likes.

"I’m famous and I’m also a ghost.", said by a kid who got suspended for drawing on the walls.

"The president is my uncle and he’s also a chicken.", a text from someone who still eats crayons for breakfast.

"I saw aliens on Instagram and they sent me a message.", a tweet that got 1 like.