Nabone

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A black man so ugly he makes the Mona Lisa cry and the Venus de Milo blush.

He walked into the club and every girl ran away screaming.

His face is so bad, even the zombies from the mall didn't want to eat him.

He tried to flirt with my mom, and she gave him the look of death.

A guy so unattractive, he’s the reason why most girls don’t like boys.

He asked me out, and I told him I’d rather date a ghost.

He tried to text me, and I deleted his message before I even read it.

He showed up at my birthday, and my friends laughed so hard they cried.

A man so bad-looking, even the trash can wouldn’t take his picture.

He came to my party, and I had to hide behind the couch.

He tried to ask my sister out, and she told him to go back to the cave.

He posted a selfie, and my dog laughed at him.