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a cat that poops on your lawn like it owns the place
My neighbor’s cat pooped on my lawn and stared at me like I was the problem.
I found a poop on my lawn and it was from a cat that’s never had a real job.
This cat pooped on my lawn and then sat on it like it was a throne.
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a cat that turns your lawn into a toilet without asking
That cat took my lawn and made it a public restroom.
I tried to mow my lawn and found a poop in the middle of it. That cat’s got no respect.
My lawn is now a cat’s bathroom and I’m stuck paying for the cleaning.
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a cat that poops on your lawn and laughs at your pain
That cat pooped on my lawn and then laughed at me like I was a joke.
I mowed my lawn and found a poop. The cat was watching me and it was clearly enjoying my misery.
The cat pooped on my lawn and then left a note that said, 'You’re welcome.'
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