Nabnog

Current Trending

2 views · Added 8d ago · 6 definitions

When a baby says you're sticking your dick in a chicken like it's a birthday cake and you're the only one who gets the frosting.

My nephew called me a chicken f***er at daycare. I cried.

She said I was doing the chicken f*** dance in the grocery store.

He told me I was eating chicken f*** for breakfast.

When you take a chicken and do what you do best, stick your whole face in its butt and yell about your ex.

My mom said I was f***ing a chicken like it was my ex.

He told me I was doing the chicken f*** at the park.

She said I was f***ing a chicken during math class.

When you’re so f***ed up you think a chicken is a woman and you try to kiss its beak.

He thought the chicken was his girlfriend and tried to kiss it.

She said I was f***ing a chicken like it was my first love.

My brother said I was kissing a chicken like it was a hot girl.

When you stick your whole arm up a chicken's butt and it starts to cry.

I stuck my arm up a chicken and it cried like my sister.

He said I was f***ing a chicken like it was a baby.

She told me I was f***ing a chicken in the middle of a football game.

When you take a chicken and you do the most f***ed up thing ever, you stick your tongue in its butt and laugh.

I stuck my tongue in a chicken and laughed like a maniac.

He said I was f***ing a chicken like it was a joke.

She said I was f***ing a chicken in the middle of a Zoom call.

When you think a chicken is a woman and you try to propose to it with a piece of bread.

He proposed to a chicken with a piece of bread.

She said I was f***ing a chicken like it was my future wife.

My brother said I was f***ing a chicken in the middle of a pizza.