nabje

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A nabje is a noob who got hit by a bus and still managed to screw it up. They’re the reason the internet smells like burnt toast and regret.

@nabje4life you can’t even log in properly, how are you still alive?

I saw this nabje try to hack my wifi and it took 3 days for my router to stop crying.

This nabje tried to join my discord server and said ‘hello’ in all caps. It was like a death threat.

A nabje is the kind of person who thinks ‘noob’ is a compliment. They’re the ones who think ‘delete’ is a button and not a command.

This nabje tried to ‘unfollow’ me and it took 7 tweets to get it right.

I asked the nabje how to play chess and they said ‘just hit them with a hammer’.

The nabje tried to post a meme and it was just a picture of a confused cat.