Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your voice goes high like a screeching chicken and you can't stop it

My voice just turned into a goat's scream. I sound like I'm dying.

Nabilling happened again. I’m not even mad, I’m just embarrassed.

I tried to whisper, and it came out like a banshee’s cry.

2

The guy who looks like a god and acts like he's been doing this for years

He walks in like he owns the place. He’s the king of cool.

He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like you’re the second best.

He’s the reason I now have a crush on someone who’s probably too good for me.

3

This guy would rescue a girl from a burning building just to get a free meal

He’d save you from a bear just to get a burger.

He’d fight a dragon for your love life.

He’d pay for your wedding, and your parents’ second marriage.

4

A guy whose backside is so gross it smells like a sewer

He sat down, and I could’ve died from the smell.

He smells like he’s been living in a trash can for a year.

He walks in, and it’s like a whole new stink is born.

5

He'll laugh at you, then comfort you like you're his baby

He called me a baby, then gave me a hug.

He told me I was an idiot, then cried with me.

He called me a failure, then bought me ice cream.

6

A human who looks like a supermodel and has the body of a Greek god

He’s got abs like a rock star and a face like a movie poster.

He’s the kind of guy who could be a superhero and no one would question it.

He’s got the jawline of a legend and the muscles of a beast.

7

Your best friend who’s sweet, kind, and eats shawarma like it’s his job

He eats shawarma like it’s his life’s mission.

He’s the kind of friend who’ll cry with you and then eat shawarma with you.

He’s the reason I still believe in love, shawarma, and good friends.