Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A guy whose butt smells like old socks and expired pizza

Why does Nabil's butt smell like a garbage can?

Nabil’s butt is like a stink bomb that goes off every time he sits down.

I once passed out from the smell of Nabil’s butt in math class.

2

When your voice sounds like a mouse being tortured by a cat

Nabil’s voice is like a squeaky toy that’s been stepped on.

He screams like a mouse in a blender.

Every time Nabil talks, I want to hide under my desk.

3

The ultimate hot guy who’s smart, hilarious, and would marry you on the spot if you asked

Nabil is the reason I have a crush on guys who are actually cool.

I would marry Nabil if he offered me a million dollars and a pizza.

Nabil is like a prince from a fairy tale, but with better jokes.

4

The guy who would save you from any disaster and pay for your pizza if you needed it

Nabil would fight a dragon for you just to get you a pizza.

If I was in a burning building, Nabil would be the one who threw me a ladder and a pizza.

He’s like a superhero who also loves pizza.

5

A guy who teases you but also helps you when you’re sad and doesn’t lie to your face

Nabil will laugh at your dumb jokes but will also comfort you when you cry.

He tells you the truth even when it hurts, but it’s worth it.

Nabil is like your friend who will beat you up but still brings you ice cream.

6

A guy with a six-pack and a jaw that looks like it was carved by a god

Nabil has a body that could make a statue jealous.

His jaw is so perfect, it looks like it was made in heaven.

He’s like a model who also knows how to do math.

7

The best friend who loves shawarma and is too shy to admit he loves sleeping with his mom

Nabil eats shawarma like it’s his full-time job.

He’s the kind of guy who hides his love for his mom behind a wall of shawarma.

Nabil is like a shy superhero who eats shawarma instead of pizza.