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When your voice turns into a high-pitched squeak that sounds like a scared mouse
My voice is like a tiny mouse in a blender
I squeaked so loud I scared the cat
I sounded like I was being tortured by a kazoo
Nabilism
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The most attractive guy on the planet who’s also a genius, a legend, and the only guy who could make you fall in love with him in one second
He’s the guy you’d marry if he asked
He’s like a superhero with better hair
He’s the only guy who could make me swoon
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A guy who would literally save every girl in a burning building and then pay for a million dollars in shawarma
He’d marry you on the spot
He’d save you from a fire and then buy you shawarma
He’d pay for your life and then your mom’s life too
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A guy who has a vagina that smells like old socks and a history of bad relationships
His vagina is the worst
He’s had more heartbreaks than a soap opera
He smells like he’s been in a sock drawer for years
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A guy who roasts you like a hot dog but also helps you when you’re feeling down and will never take a girlfriend
He roasts you but also comforts you
He’ll never take a girlfriend but he’s got a whole group of friends who love him
He’s the guy who’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts
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A guy who looks like a god, with muscles that could lift a mountain and a jawline that could cut through steel
He looks like a superhero from a comic book
His jaw is so perfect it could win a beauty pageant
He’s the guy who makes girls swoon just by looking at them
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Your best friend who loves shawarma, has a heart of gold, and is the sweetest guy who would never admit he loves his mom
He loves shawarma more than anything
He’s the best friend who would never admit he loves his mom
He’s the guy who always makes you feel better