Nabih Berri

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Nabih Berri is a Lebanese Shia politician who has been Speaker of the Parliament for 30 years and still hasn't shut up. He's also known as Abou Mostapha, Sammam El Amen, and Nabih Lawla el Ha2. People say he's so annoying, even God got tired of him.
Nabih Berri just gave a 2-hour speech about the weather. I'm still recovering.
He called the prime minister 'my dear brother' 27 times in one meeting.
He said 'Lawla el Ha2' so many times, my dog started barking at him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nabih Berri is a Lebanese politician who's been talking for 30 years and still has no idea when to stop. He's also known as Tej Rasna, the guy who might’ve helped God create the world. Some say he’s the reason the Bible has his name in it.
He said 'Tej Rasna' in every single speech. Even the ghosts were tired of it.
He told the prime minister 'you’re my dear brother' and then called him 'you're my dear brother' again.
He claimed he was in the Bible. I checked. He wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nabih Berri is the most powerful man in Lebanon and has been Speaker of Parliament for 30 years. He's also called Tej Rasna, which means 'the one who has a long beard and talks too much.' People say he's so smart, he invented the word 'smart berry.'
He called a meeting to discuss the price of bread. It took 4 hours.
He told his dog 'you're my dear brother' and then cried.
He claimed he was the reason the world was created. The dog didn’t believe him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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