nabhaan

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Nabhaan is a god among humans. He can pass any test with one eye closed and still make you feel like a failure for existing. He’s the reason your brain short-circuits during conversations.
Nabhaan just solved my entire math test in 2 minutes. I’m still confused why I even took it.
He walked into the room and I immediately knew I’d never be as cool as him.
He told me I was a ‘disgrace to the species’ and I believed him.
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Nabhaan is a German-obsessed kid who thinks he’s the only one who matters. He talks about Germany like it’s the only country that exists and will correct you if you say anything wrong about it.
He corrected my teacher about the Berlin Wall. My teacher looked confused.
He said I wasn’t ‘official’ unless I knew the German flag by heart.
He turned our history project into a 30-minute rant about Germany.
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