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A drunk man who thinks he’s God because he drinks cheap NA beer and hates everyone. He’s always yelling about how he’s better than you and Jesus.

'I don’t need Jesus, I’ve got NA beer and a strong opinion.'

'You think you’re cool? I’ve been cool since 1992.'

'I’m not gay, I just hate you too much to be straight.'

An old guy who drinks NA beer so much he thinks he’s a king. He’s got a hidden love for men and hates your existence.

'NA beer is my crown, and you’re just a peasant.'

'I don’t hate you, I just hate your life choices.'

'If I wasn’t gay, I’d be your enemy.'

A middle-aged man who thinks he’s the best person ever because he drinks NA beer and thinks he’s better than everyone, including Jesus.

'I’m not better than Jesus, I’m just more drunk.'

'You think you’re good? I’ve been good since before you were born.'

'NA beer is my religion, and you’re just a sinner.'