Nabeel

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Nabeel is a guy who yells at the people he loves but still makes everyone laugh. He only sticks up for the people he loves and is always thinking about how to get things or give gifts.
Nabeel screamed at me for failing math but still got me pizza.
He called his mom a f***ing donkey but still gave her a diamond ring.
He told his friend he was a f***ing idiot but still bought him a car.
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Nabeel is an Arab name. He's a sweet guy who girls go crazy for. He's funny as f*** and smart enough to make your brain hurt.
Nabeel told a joke so f***ing funny my friend peed in his pants.
He aced the test and made me feel like a dumb f***.
He used a math equation to explain why I was ugly.
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Nabeel is an Arab name that means 'most f***ing noble.' He's got a huge cock and uses it to beat up every f***ing girl he sees.
Nabeel used his cock to slap a girl in the face at the party.
He beat up three girls with his cock and still had time to eat a burger.
He threatened to use his cock on me if I didn't pass algebra.
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Nabeel is a sexy guy who doesn't care about anything. All the girls try to seduce him, but he always picks the best ones. If you're dating an Osama, you're lucky. He's rich and actually cares about you.
Nabeel told me all the girls were ugly except for me.
He gave me a million dollars and told me I was his favorite.
He ignored all the girls and only talked to me.
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Nabeel is the light that blinks at the end of the hallway when you're too f***ing tired to go to sleep.
Nabeel blinked at me when I was trying to fall asleep.
He blinked so hard I thought I was going to die.
He blinked at me at 2 a. m. and I cried.
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To Nabeel is to plan out every f***ing detail so you can get what you want. He thinks about everything and makes sure everything works out perfectly.
Nabeel planned out my whole life before I was even born.
He mapped out my entire day and told me I was going to fail if I didn't follow it.
He made a plan to beat up my teacher and it worked.
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Nabeel is the best person in the whole f***ing world. He's so f***ing amazing that if he didn't exist, we'd all be f***ing stupid. He reads books like they're candy and he's not gay, so that's extra cool.
Nabeel read a book so fast I thought he was a robot.
He told me I was the dumbest person on Earth and I believed him.
He said he wasn't gay and I believed him because he was so cool.
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