nabeehoe

She showed up to the block in a fanny pack and a neon wig. I knew it was her before she even said a word.

My cousin got kicked out of the club for calling her a 'fake ho' and now he’s paying for her glitter eyeliner.

She texted me at 3 a. m. saying she was at the mall and had 'a death wish' because she saw her ex with a new girl.

She showed up to the party in pajamas and a hairpiece that looked like it was from a haunted house.

My brother tried to flirt with her and she told him he had the face of a dead rat.

She sent me a DM saying, 'I eat hoes for breakfast, and you’re on my menu.'

She came into the restaurant and the waiter dropped her burger because he was too scared to look her in the eye.

At the gym, she did a plank and yelled, 'I’m not just a ho, I’m a plank ho.'

She posted a TikTok of her eating a whole pizza and said, 'This is how I eat hoes.'