nabebbe

My nabebbe called me at 3 AM just to say they loved me. I cried. I laughed. I got pizza.

I broke up with my ex. My nabebbe texted me: 'I’m here. I brought chips.'

My nabebbe showed up at my job in a clown costume. I got a raise.

My nabebbe stole my sock. I didn’t care. I was too busy laughing at their terrible sock puppet show.

They took my sock. I took their heart. It was a fair trade.

My nabebbe took my sock. I took their lunch. It was a sock war.

My nabebbe told me I was the best at everything. I believed them. I ate three pies.

They said I was perfect. I said I was. We got kicked out of the restaurant.

My nabebbe called me a genius. I cried. I ate cake. I got a job.

My nabebbe told me to eat a whole pizza. I did. I got sick. I loved them.

They dared me to eat a whole pizza. I did. I got a stomach ache. I got a gold star.

My nabebbe made me eat a pizza. I ate it. I got a sticker. I got a raise.

I made a fool of myself. My nabebbe laughed. I cried. I got a cookie.

I acted like a dog. My nabebbe still loved me. I got a treat.

I did something stupid. My nabebbe said I was still perfect. I believed them.

I was a mess. My nabebbe said I was still beautiful. I got a hug. I got a cookie.

I acted like a baby. My nabebbe said I was still cool. I cried. I got a juice box.

I was a total disaster. My nabebbe still loved me. I got a pizza.