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Two people who are like oil and water but somehow work together. One talks trash like a sailor in a storm and the other coos like a baby bird.
'You look like a raccoon who lost a bet.' 'But your hair is nice.'
'This is the worst song I’ve ever heard.' 'But you’re the best singer I’ve ever seen.'
'You’re a disaster.' 'But you’re my disaster.'
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A town so British it has a tea party in the middle of a war.
'I’m going to drink tea and pretend I’m not being invaded.'
'The fog is so thick I could have a conversation with a ghost.'
'They wear hats even when they’re sleeping.'
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