Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you’re so dumb and confused you look like a fried egg in a snowstorm

I saw the firetruck and thought it was a pizza delivery guy.

She asked me if the moon was made of cheese, and I said yes.

He walked into a wall and didn’t notice until it talked back.

2

the look you get when you’re too high to think and too low to feel

He ate the whole cake and then cried about it.

She tried to text me but sent a selfie to her ex.

He asked for directions and then sat down in the middle of the road.

3

when your brain is a broken blender and your face is the mess on the floor

He tried to explain the internet and used three hands.

She said she was going to the store and came back with a parrot.

He saw a dog and started singing opera.

4

when you’re so clueless you think a traffic jam is a party and you’re the DJ

He thought the fire alarm was a doorbell.

She asked if the sun was going to come out and got yelled at.

He tried to fight a chicken and lost.

5

when your brain is on vacation and your face is the airport

He saw a sign that said 'Exit' and started running.

She thought the grocery store was a spaceship.

He tried to talk to a robot and got a coupon.