Nabbe

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A Norwegian man who thinks he’s the king of the world. He wrestles like a beast and watches bad movies like they’re the Oscars. He also probably likes to mess with little boys.
Nabbe just pulled a kid’s hair in the middle of a wrestling match. #NorwegianBadAss
Nabbe watches 'The Final Countdown' every Friday. It’s his life.
Nabbe told the kid he’d wrestle him again if he didn’t stop crying. He did.
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A Norwegian way to call someone a total loser. You use it in games like Counter-Strike when you’re getting owned by a noob.
'You’re a Nabbe!' I yelled at him after he died 10 times in a row.
He was a Nabbe and couldn’t even aim straight. I had to teach him how to shoot.
She called me a Nabbe in the middle of a match. I felt like a total failure.
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A person who has the level of a god but acts like a baby. They also say stupid stuff and do dumb things. It’s like being smart and being an idiot at the same time.
He had level 100 but couldn’t beat me in a game. He’s a total Nabbe.
She said the dumbest thing ever and called it a strategy. That’s a Nabbe.
He was a Nabbe and got kicked out of the game for saying ‘poop’ in chat.
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A girl who’s kind of hot, but not enough to be your girlfriend. She’s just there for one night of fun and then she’s gone.
He called her a Nabbe and said she was only good for one night.
She was a Nabbe and left before I could even say ‘I love you.’
He dated a Nabbe and broke up with her the next day.
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A piece of land like a hill or a rock. It’s basically a rock that’s kind of famous in Norway.
He said the Nabbe was the best hill in Norway.
She climbed a Nabbe and said it was the hardest thing she ever did.
The Nabbe was a rock so big it had its own Instagram.
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A way to tell your friend he’s acting like a baby. It’s like saying ‘Nemo will kick your ass’ if he keeps being annoying.
I told him ‘Nemo Always Beats Bitches’ after he cried over a video game.
He was being a total baby, so I said ‘Nemo Always Beats Bitches’ and he shut up.
She said ‘Nemo Always Beats Bitches’ to her friend who was being a drama queen.
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A way to steal your friend’s new love by messaging them behind your back. It’s like cheating but with text messages.
He Nabbed my friend’s new squeeze by texting her all night.
She Nabbed my friend by liking his new squeeze’s profile.
He Nabbed my friend’s squeeze by sending her a flirty message in the middle of class.
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