Nabawi

I saw the Nabawi mosque and thought, ‘This is where the prophet took a dump and prayed, cool, I can pray and poop too.’

My uncle said he’d rather die than miss a prayer at the Nabawi mosque.

I went to the Nabawi mosque and took a picture of the toilet, then posted it with the caption ‘Prophet vibes.’

I went to the Nabawi mosque and the devil whispered, ‘Don’t pray too loud, or I’ll get exorcised.’

My grandma said the Nabawi mosque is so holy, even the devil’s mom respects it.

I prayed at the Nabawi mosque and the devil ran out screaming, ‘Not again!’

I went to the Nabawi mosque and the saints were so jealous, they all got excommunicated.

My brother said the Nabawi mosque was so holy, even his sins got a standing ovation.

I prayed at the Nabawi mosque and my sins ran away screaming, ‘We don’t want to be forgiven!’