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Total disasters who can't even manage to do something simple without messing it up badly.
I tried to make breakfast and burnt the toast, the eggs, and my soul.
He failed his math test and still didn't get why it was wrong.
She tried to text me but spelled 'hello' as 'helo' and called me 'dumb'.
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People who are so useless they make the concept of failure look good.
He couldn't even remember his own name and still said I was the dumb one.
She tried to help me move and dropped my whole couch on my foot.
He forgot to bring pants to school and walked in wearing only socks.
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The kind of people who make you want to take a shower just to forget they exist.
He tried to do his homework but wrote the answers in crayon and on the ceiling.
She told me she was going to be a chef and then spilled coffee on my shirt.
He tried to text me but sent it to his mom and said I was 'annoying'.
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People who are so bad at everything they make the word 'bad' feel insulted.
He tried to play video games but lost to a toddler.
She tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire by using the microwave as a toaster.
He tried to talk to me but said 'hey' and then walked away.
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The kind of people who think being alive is a bonus and being smart is a joke.
He tried to do his homework and drew a cat on it and called it 'math'.
She tried to help me move and took the whole couch with her to the bathroom.
He tried to text me but sent it to his dog and said I was 'stupid'.
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