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You take over someone's home like a thief in the night and they’ve been there longer than your grandma’s been married

I moved in next door and now I’m eating your cereal and you still live in the hallway

My cousin took my uncle’s house and now he sleeps in a shed

I stole my roommate’s room and now he’s sleeping on the floor like a dog

You kick someone out of their house like they’re a bad tenant and they’ve been there longer than your ex’s bad habits

My sister kicked my brother out and now he lives in my car

My friend’s landlord threw him out and now he’s sleeping in the park

My neighbor got evicted and now she’s living in my garage like a raccoon

You take someone’s home and they’ve been there longer than your dog’s been alive and you’re the rude one

I moved in and took my brother’s room and now he’s in my closet

My cousin took my aunt’s house and now she lives in a van down by the river

I moved in and took my friend’s apartment and now he sleeps in my hallway like a stray cat

You steal someone’s home and they’ve been there longer than your mom’s been yelling at you

My brother stole my room and now I’m sleeping in the hallway like a lost puppy

My friend’s roommate took her room and now she’s in the basement like a ghost

My cousin stole my uncle’s house and now he lives in my garage like a mad scientist

You take over someone’s home and they’ve been there longer than your dad’s been telling you to clean your room

My sister took my room and now I’m sleeping in the living room like a couch potato

My neighbor took my friend’s house and now my friend is living in a tent

My cousin took my uncle’s house and now my uncle is living in my garage like a raccoon with a job

You steal someone’s house and they’ve been there longer than your dog’s been eating your homework

My brother took my room and now I’m sleeping in the hallway like a sad puppy

My friend’s roommate took her room and now she’s in the basement like a ghost with a job

My cousin took my uncle’s house and now my uncle is living in my garage like a raccoon with a side hustle