nabalie

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nabalie is a meat mountain with a sussy vibe that makes your brain explode and your pants shrink

I saw nabalie in the hallway and my pants fell off

nabalie walks in and the floor shakes like it’s scared

nabalie’s sussy energy is so strong it gave me a migraine and a boner

nabalie is so fat and so shady you could hide a whole pizza in her thighs and still get a full meal

nabalie walks in and the pizza in my hand drops dead

I tried to sneak a snack and nabalie caught me like a ninja

nabalie’s sussy side is so strong it turned my soup into a conspiracy theory

nabalie is the reason why your gym membership is a waste of money and your brain is confused

I tried to work out and nabalie showed up and I gave up

nabalie’s sussy side turned my treadmill into a mystery box

nabalie came in and my gym looked like a side dish

nabalie is so thick and so shady you could build a fort out of her and still have a side of sussy

I built a fort out of nabalie and it collapsed because it was too sussy

nabalie’s sussy energy made my fort fall apart

I tried to hide from nabalie and she showed up like a sussy ghost

nabalie is like a sussy burger with extra cheese and no salad because why would you need salad when you got nabalie

nabalie’s sussy burger energy made my salad disappear

I tried to eat a salad and nabalie showed up and I got a burger instead

nabalie is so sussy I ate her like a burger and got full

nabalie is so thick and so shady it’s like your mom’s secret recipe for sussy lasagna and your dad’s hidden stash of snacks

nabalie’s sussy lasagna made my brain go numb

I tried to steal a snack and nabalie caught me like my dad

nabalie’s sussy side is so strong it made my mom cry and my dad laugh