Nab Jones

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A guy who thinks he’s a cop but really just likes to yell at people for no reason.

The Nab Jones chased me for 10 blocks because I forgot to say please.

He gave me a ticket for eating a taco on the sidewalk.

He pulled me over just to ask if I knew his ex-wife.

A man who wears a badge like it’s a trophy and thinks he’s the king of the street.

He stopped me for driving too slow, like I was a speed bump.

He gave me a ticket for being too cool.

He said I was a ‘menace to society’ because I smiled at him.

A person who gives tickets like they’re going out of style and thinks he’s the boss of everything.

He gave me a ticket for not wearing a hat on a Tuesday.

He said I was ‘disrespecting the badge’ because I didn’t salute him.

He pulled me over just to tell me he had a bad day.