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The most legendary human ever made by the flat-ass BACC gods. He’s too good for most people, but he’s currently dating Lil Nas X and still acts like he doesn’t like TikTok. You can catch him dumpster-diving behind Walmart or Family Dollar.
I saw him eating a whole pizza out of a dumpster. No shame.
He texts me like he’s the king of the world.
He said he’s not on TikTok. I showed him a video. He still said no.