naasir

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A genius, laugh-out-loud funny, total legend. He’s the sweetest motherfucker you’ve ever seen, and nothing can stop him once he gets going. He’s like a human workout machine and a brain in one. People would kill for him just to be in his shadow.
Naasir just solved my math test and my dad’s credit card debt.
He ran a marathon and still had energy to roast me in the comments.
He’s the only person who can beat my brother at chess and still laugh about it.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A word you scream when you see someone with a square-shaped head or a meaty skid who can’t stop flexing.
That guy in the back of the bus with the square hair? That’s naasir.
My cousin’s skid is so big, it’s naasir-level.
He walks into a room and it’s instantly naasir.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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The ultimate human icon, created by the flat god of the BACC. He’s a total legend, doesn’t get the respect he deserves, and is currently dating Lil Nas X. He’s got a foot fetish, hates TikTok, and can be found dumpster diving behind Walmart. His other names are BucklingKneeCaps and FlatbootybutasmallBACK.
Naasir just dropped a new album while dumpster diving behind Family Dollar.
He’s dating Lil Nas X and still denies he uses TikTok.
He’s got a foot fetish and a life that’s too good for this planet.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A gay ass faggot who loves to show off his butt and moan when guys take their shirts off. He slaps Carmex on his lips and lube on his dick like it’s a religion.
Naasir just walked in with his shirt off and started moaning.
He uses a whole tube of Carmex just to kiss me.
He lube up like he’s going to a sex show.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A basic guy who’s easy to talk to and doesn’t cause any drama. He’s like your best friend who never fights with anyone.
Naasir just said hi and that was it.
He didn’t start any fights or drama.
He’s the kind of guy who’s just happy to be there.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A guy with a butt hole so big it could swallow a whole pizza.
Naasir’s butt hole is so big it could eat my lunch.
He just ate a whole pizza through his butt hole.
He’s got a butt hole so big it’s a portal to another dimension.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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