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A slob Indian woman at work who’s too wasted to care if she looks like a mess and tries to sound like a rich white girl. She slurs her words like she’s drunk and confused.
She walked into the office at 11 a. m. with a coffee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, yelling, 'I’m not a mess, I’m a vibe.'
She tried to say 'hello' but it came out as 'hola' and then she started crying.
Her boss asked her why she was late and she said, 'I had a meeting with my pants.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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An Indian woman who’s so wasted she thinks she’s a white girl and talks like she’s on a soap opera. She slurs her words and everyone else is annoyed.
She walked into the break room and said, 'I’m not just a woman, I’m a legend.'
She tried to say 'I’m fine' but it came out as 'I’m fane' and then she started laughing.
She said, 'I’m not drunk, I’m just blessed.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A drunk Indian woman who thinks she’s a white girl and talks like she’s from a different planet. She’s slurring her words and everyone else is tired of her.
She came into the office and said, 'I’m not drunk, I’m just having a spiritual awakening.'
She tried to say 'hello' but it came out as 'hella' and then she started dancing.
She said, 'I’m not a mess, I’m a masterpiece.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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