NAARP

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The National Association for the Advancement of Red-Haired People is like the NAACP, but for gingers who get roasted every day for their stupid hair color and their stupid face.
My cousin joined NAARP because his hair looked like a fire happened to his head.
I got bullied for my red hair, so I started NAARP to get back at the world.
My teacher called me a walking toaster, so I joined NAARP for revenge.
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NAARP is a group for people who have red hair and get called stupid names, like flamingo, tomato, and the worst one, carrot.
My brother joined NAARP because his teacher called him a carrot.
I joined NAARP because my friends said my hair looked like a flamingo exploded.
My mom joined NAARP because she got called a tomato at the grocery store.
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NAARP is for all the people who have red hair and get picked on for it. They fight back with sarcasm and bad hair days.
I joined NAARP because my hair looked like a bad sunburn.
My friend joined NAARP because she got teased for her hair at the mall.
I joined NAARP because my teacher said my hair was the worst thing about me.
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