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Naamkarann is when you slap a name on someone so hard it echoes through the universe and makes your mom cry.
My cousin got named 'Pimpleface' at naamkarann. It was legendary.
I tried to name my dog 'Sir Biscuit' but it turned into 'Biscuit the Pisshead'.
My uncle named his son 'Mr. Explosion' and now he's a fire hazard.