naaj

My ex said he saw naaj in the mall and cried. I said, 'Dude, he cried because he realized he was never going to be as cute as them.'

My cousin texted me: 'I saw naaj at the grocery store. The cashier was flirting with the guy. I had to leave.'

My dog barked at the TV when naaj was on. I think he knew what was happening.

My mom said, 'I saw naaj eating pizza and it looked like they were writing a poem.' I said, 'Mom, that’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard.'

I saw naaj at the park. The guy gave the girl a pizza. She smiled. I cried.

My teacher said, 'If I had a couple like naaj, I’d never have to grade papers again.'

My friend said, 'I saw naaj at the zoo and it was like watching a supermodel eat a burger.'

My dog tried to chase naaj. He got stuck in a tree. It was worth it.

My uncle said, 'If I had a tiger like naaj, I’d stop eating chips.'