Naaim

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A friend who's super chill and will never judge you even if you fail at life and he's got the ladies eating out of his hand he's got a face that could make a saint blush and he's got the body of a god but he's also a total slob and he's got the brain of a baby but you still love him anyway

Naaim just showed up in my DMs saying he'll take my failed math test for me if I give him my pizza

He told my mom he'd marry her if she let him eat all the cookies

He tried to text my dog and got blocked

by Slangipedia 8d ago

He’s your best friend who’s got the charm of a con man and the loyalty of a dog he never gets mad and he’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes he’s got the body of a superhero and the face of a legend but he’s also a total slacker and he’ll take your last chip if you blink

He snuck into my house to steal my breakfast and then texted me a photo of it

He said he’d be my best man even though he doesn’t know what a wedding is

He tried to help me with my homework and just drew a cat on it

by Slangipedia 8d ago

He’s the kind of guy who could be a king but he’d rather be eating pizza on the floor he’s got the looks of a movie star and the brains of a donut he’s got the heart of a lion and the patience of a saint but he’s also a total goofball and he’s got the mouth of a sailor

He told my teacher he was my twin brother and then started singing in the classroom

He showed up to my party in pajamas and brought a pizza

He texted my mom and told her I was his new baby

by Slangipedia 8d ago