Naaidery

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Naaidery is when someone does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt and you want to scream into a pillow.

My boss tried to microwave a whole pizza. It exploded. Classic naaidery.

My friend said he was going to win the lottery. He didn't even buy a ticket.

I texted my mom 'I'm coming home' and she texted back 'I'm coming too.'

Naaidery is like when you make a mess so bad even your dog looks at you like you're the enemy.

I spilled coffee on my laptop. Now it's a coffee machine and a computer. Naaidery.

I tried to fix my phone by putting it in the freezer. It didn’t work. It just got weird.

I wore socks with sandals to a party. No one spoke to me again.

Naaidery is when you do something so dumb it's like you're trying to be the worst person ever.

I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. It didn’t fit. My face looked like a deflated balloon.

I yelled at a vending machine because it didn’t give me my soda. It just blinked at me.

I tried to run away from a dog. It chased me for five blocks. I gave up.

Naaidery is when you act like you're super smart, but you're just making things worse.

I told my teacher I knew everything about science. I didn’t even know what gravity was.

I tried to fix my bike by tying it to a tree. It still didn’t work.

I told my friend I could solve any problem. Then I got stuck in a toilet.

Naaidery is when you do something so silly it makes you want to throw your shoes at the wall.

I tried to dance in my pajamas in front of my whole class. It was a disaster.

I wore my socks inside out and thought it was a fashion statement.

I tried to talk to my goldfish. It didn’t respond. It just blinked.