Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A clueless newb who doesn't know their left from their right and thinks the internet is just a fancy toaster.

Hey naab, you just got sniped by a 10-year-old.

This naab tried to plant a grenade in a teammate's face and missed.

Naab: 'Why is my character stuck in the sky?' Me: 'You jumped into a hole.'

2

A typo that became a legend because the person who made it thought they were the king of the universe.

Nààb: 'I'm so l33t I can type with my feet.' Me: 'Your feet are on the floor.'

Nààb is just n00b spelled like a moron is typing with a broken keyboard.

Nààb: 'I'm the best player ever.' Me: 'You're the worst.'

3

A rookie who gets obliterated in 3 seconds and still doesn't know why.

Naab got killed by a kid in 2nd grade.

Naab: 'Why did I get shot?' Me: 'You stood in the open.'

Naab tried to shoot someone and missed because they didn't know what a gun was.

4

A newbie who thinks they're a pro and gets roasted every time they play.

Naab: 'I'm a pro.' Me: 'You're a noob.'

Naab tried to kill someone and got killed by a 10-year-old.

Naab: 'I'm the best.' Me: 'You're the worst.'

5

A greeting from a planet where everyone is just shouting 'hi' for no reason.

Naab: 'Hello!' Me: 'You're on a different planet.'

Naababababaaaaa: 'Hi!' Me: 'Why are you screaming?'

Naababababaaaaa: 'Hi!' Me: 'That’s not a greeting, that’s a scream.'

6

The sound you make when your mic is broken and you're too lazy to fix it.

Naab: 'Why is my mic making weird noises?' Me: 'Because you're a mess.'

Naab: 'I can't hear anything!' Me: 'Your mic is broken.'

Naab: 'Why is my voice like a robot?' Me: 'Because you're a robot.'

7

Your best friend who you can trust to get you killed in a game.

Naab: 'Let’s play!' Me: 'You’re going to get me killed.'

Naab: 'I’ll protect you!' Me: 'You’re the worst.'

Naab: 'We’re gonna win!' Me: 'We’re gonna lose.'