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the total embarrassment you feel when someone roasts you back with more flair than you had.

'You said I looked like a burnt pancake? I look like a burnt pancake with a attitude.'

'You called me a dog? I'm a dog with a college degree.'

'You said I was fat? I'm fat and I'm paying for your lunch.'

the face you make when someone flips your joke and you're too stunned to reply.

'You said I was a bad singer? I'm a bad singer but I'm a paid bad singer.'

'You called me a loser? I'm a loser who just lost the lottery.'

'You said I was ugly? I'm ugly and I'm dating a model.'

the feeling when someone turns your insult into a compliment and you're too confused to react.

'You said I was a mess? I'm a mess but I'm a mess that owns a mansion.'

'You called me a dummy? I'm a dummy who solved a math problem in 2 seconds.'

'You said I was loud? I'm loud and I'm the reason the neighbors have headphones.'

the shock you get when someone's retort is so good it makes your whole day worse.

'You said I was a failure? I'm a failure who failed at failing.'

'You called me a nerd? I'm a nerd who invented the internet.'

'You said I was clumsy? I'm clumsy and I've broken 10 bones.'

the moment you realize your joke was so bad it made the other person feel bad.

'You said I was a joke? I'm a joke and I'm paying for your pizza.'

'You called me a loser? I'm a loser who lost the lottery twice.'

'You said I was weird? I'm weird and I like dancing in public.'