na zdraví

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A fancy way of saying 'drink until you're dead or your bladder explodes.'
'Na zdraví!' he said, then chugged the whole bottle of vodka.
'Na zdraví!' I yelled, then immediately regretted it.
They all said 'na zdraví!' and then passed out on the floor.
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A magical spell that makes your sneeze turn into a curse.
'Na zdraví!' I said after my sneeze, and my boss gave me a death stare.
She sneezed, I said 'na zdraví,' and now she's haunted by a ghostly cough.
He sneezed so loud, I had to say 'na zdraví' or I'd be deaf by morning.
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A wild guess that your health is about to die, and you're not sorry.
'Na zdraví!' I said, and then I threw up in the trash can.
They all said 'na zdraví,' and then the whole table got food poisoning.
I said 'na zdraví,' and my dog died of happiness.
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