Na setup

My mom said I got an A, but that was a na setup. I got a F.

He told me he had a million dollars. That was a na setup. He had a few bucks.

She said she’d never eat pizza again. That was a na setup. She ordered a whole pie.

He said he won the lottery. That was a na setup. He got a ticket to a bad movie.

She told me she dated a celebrity. That was a na setup. She dated a guy who works at a gas station.

My friend said he could fly. That was a na setup. He just jumped off a couch.

He said he could talk to dogs. That was a na setup. He just barked at them.

My teacher said I was the best student. That was a na setup. I failed every test.

She said she could sing. That was a na setup. She screamed into a mic.

He said he had a pet dragon. That was a na setup. He had a hamster.

My dad said he could lift a car. That was a na setup. He lifted a backpack.

She said she could run a marathon. That was a na setup. She ran to the fridge.

He told me I was adopted. That was a na setup. I was just late for dinner.

My mom said I was a genius. That was a na setup. I got a D on my math test.

She said I was the best dancer. That was a na setup. I tripped over my own feet.