Na pizz

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The only pizza that’s worthy of being called pizza. Everything else is just a sad excuse for a pie.

My cousin tried to bring me a New York slice. I threw it in the trash. Na pizz is the only real pizza.

I told my mom I’d rather eat dirt than a Chicago deep dish. She said I’d eat dirt anyway.

At the airport, I saw a guy eating a pizza. It wasn’t na pizz. I walked away.

The holy grail of pizza. If you don’t know what it is, you’re just a pizza peasant.

My friend asked if na pizz was a type of pizza. I said no, it’s the pizza that all pizzas are jealous of.

I had a dream about na pizz. I woke up screaming and ate a whole pie.

My teacher said I was a pizza peasant. I brought na pizz to class and she cried.

The only pizza that doesn’t need sauce to feel special. It’s like pizza royalty.

I told my brother he was a pizza beggar. He said I was a pizza beggar. I brought out na pizz and he shut up.

At the party, I ate na pizz and no one else did. They were all sad.

My dog got na pizz. He licked my face and I got a promotion.

The pizza that makes you feel like a god. Everyone else just gets a regular pie.

I ate na pizz and my friend cried. He said I was a pizza god.

My boss gave me a raise because I brought na pizz to work.

I told my crush I was a pizza god. He said he believed me because I had na pizz.

The pizza that doesn’t even need cheese. It’s like pizza royalty with no need for drama.

I said na pizz was better than my ex. My ex said I was a pizza peasant. I ate na pizz and he cried.

My grandma said na pizz was the best pizza ever. I believed her and ate it all.

I brought na pizz to the mall. The security guard gave me a free soda.

The pizza that doesn’t need any fancy toppings. It’s just perfect.

I told my brother he was a pizza beggar. He brought out na pizz and I cried.

At the gym, I ate na pizz and my trainer gave me a free membership.

My friend said na pizz was better than her boyfriend. She broke up with him.