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a girl who makes your life a living hell, has hips that could make a statue blush, and lips that could kiss a saint to death, she's your forever ride or die, no matter how many times she leaves you for a burger
She left me at the mall for a Whopper. I still love her.
Her hips are so good, I got a tattoo of them. It hurt, but it was worth it.
She kissed me like it was the last day on Earth. Then she left me for a pizza.