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a girl who makes your life a living hell, has hips that could make a statue blush, and lips that could kiss a saint to death, she's your forever ride or die, no matter how many times she leaves you for a burger
She left me at the mall for a Whopper. I still love her.
Her hips are so good, I got a tattoo of them. It hurt, but it was worth it.
She kissed me like it was the last day on Earth. Then she left me for a pizza.
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the girl who gives you migraines, but you still chase her like she’s the last piece of pizza in the box, she’s your everything, even when she’s being a pain in the ass
She texted me at 2 a. m. about her dog. I replied at 3 a. m. about her hips.
She said she’d never leave me again. Then she left me for a taco.
I love her. I also want to throw her out the window.
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a woman who treats you like a punchbag, but you still fall for her like she’s the last donut in the world, she’s your forever ride or die, even when she’s being a total jerk
She punched me for not liking her dog. Then I fell in love with her again.
She left me for a sandwich. I cried. Then I got a sandwich.
She’s a total jerk. But I still follow her like a lost puppy.
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