Na Lanolua

My cousin is Na Lanolua. He wears a hat inside and still talks about his imaginary friends.

Na Lanolua tried to impress me by eating a whole pizza by himself. It didn’t work.

That guy at the bus stop is Na Lanolua. He said his dog is the president of Mars.

Na Lanolua sat next to me on the bus. I could smell his lunch from three seats away.

My teacher called me Na Lanolua because I forgot my homework and my shoes were untied.

That kid in my class is Na Lanolua. He thinks he's a superhero because he wears sunglasses at noon.

Na Lanolua posted a video of himself yelling at a pigeon. No one watched it.

My neighbor is Na Lanolua. He thinks he’s a rock star because he plays the kazoo.

That guy at the mall is Na Lanolua. He waved at a robot like it was his best friend.

My uncle is Na Lanolua. He uses a flip phone and still thinks it’s the future.

Na Lanolua tried to text me using a flip phone. It took him 10 minutes.

That guy in the grocery store is Na Lanolua. He uses a flip phone and talks to it like it’s alive.

Na Lanolua shouts at everyone but runs away when the bell rings.

My brother is Na Lanolua. He yells at the cat and still cries when he loses a game.

That guy at the park is Na Lanolua. He thinks he’s a tough guy because he wears a hat backward.

Na Lanolua took 20 minutes to figure out how to open a soda can.

My teacher called me Na Lanolua because I took forever to answer a simple question.

That kid in my class is Na Lanolua. He thinks he’s smart because he wears a watch.