Na Ek

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Na Ek is when someone’s lying so hard their face looks like it’s about to explode
My uncle said he won the lottery. Na Ek. He still eats instant noodles.
She told me she’s a millionaire. Na Ek. She asked for money to buy a burger.
He said he’s never missed a day of work. Na Ek. He’s been off for three months.
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Na Ek is the worst kind of lie, like someone told you the sky is green and you believed them
He said he’s rich. Na Ek. He still lives in his mom’s house.
She told me she’s a singer. Na Ek. She sings in the shower.
He said he’s never been late. Na Ek. He missed the bus.
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Na Ek is when a person is lying so bad you want to punch them in the face
He said he’s never failed a test. Na Ek. He failed math twice.
She told me she’s a chef. Na Ek. She burnt the toast.
He said he’s never been hungry. Na Ek. He ate three pizzas at once.
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Na Ek is when someone tells a lie so big it could make a cow cry
He said he’s never been sick. Na Ek. He was out for a week.
She told me she’s a doctor. Na Ek. She can’t tell the difference between a tooth and a nail.
He said he’s never been tired. Na Ek. He slept through the whole meeting.
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Na Ek is when someone lies so much it’s like they have a second job just to lie
He said he’s never failed a class. Na Ek. He failed all of them.
She told me she’s a billionaire. Na Ek. She still uses coupons.
He said he’s never been hungry. Na Ek. He ate a whole cake for breakfast.
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