Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You stick a woman's legs around your head and bury your face in her snatch like it's a fancy filter.

I N95'd her in the grocery store and got a free cart.

He N95'd her in the elevator and the whole floor heard it.

She N95'd me in the car and I forgot how to drive.

2

You put her legs on your head and eat her snatch like it's a taco.

N95'd her in the kitchen and the cat walked away.

He N95'd her in the park and the kids laughed.

She N95'd me in the bar and the bartender called the cops.

3

You put her legs on your ears and stick your face in her crotch like it's a stupid hat.

N95'd her in the office and her boss thought it was a meeting.

He N95'd her in the gym and the weights fell over.

She N95'd me in the restaurant and the waiter brought me a napkin.

4

You wear her legs like headphones and stick your face in her snatch like it's a podcast.

N95'd her in the subway and the whole train heard it.

He N95'd her in the library and the librarian called the cops.

She N95'd me in the mall and I got a discount.

5

You wrap her legs around your head and stick your face in her snatch like it's a stupid mask.

N95'd her in the car and the radio played the wrong song.

He N95'd her in the movie theater and the screen went black.

She N95'd me in the kitchen and the microwave beeped.

6

You wear her like a helmet and stick your face in her snatch like it's a stupid sport.

N95'd her in the gym and the weights got jealous.

He N95'd her in the park and the dogs barked.

She N95'd me in the hallway and the janitor came running.