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The only thing standing between you and a virus that might not even be real

I wore my N95 like it was the last mask on Earth. Turns out, it was just a flu.

My dad wore his N95 to the grocery store like he was going to war.

I tried to breathe through my N95 and it felt like I was suffocating in a sock.

A mask so tight it might as well be your ex’s grip on your wrist

My N95 was so tight I thought my face was going to rip off.

I wore my N95 for two hours and my nose looked like it had been crushed by a car.

My N95 was so tight I could barely talk. I looked like a fish out of water.

A mask that makes you look like a fool, but you wear it anyway because you’re too lazy to wash your hands

I wore my N95 like it was the only thing keeping me alive, but I still touched my face like a moron.

My N95 looked like it was holding my face together, and I still sneezed all over it.

I wore my N95 to work and looked like I had just been in a fight with a raccoon.

The only thing that could stop a virus, or at least make you look like you know what you’re doing

I wore my N95 like I was saving the world, but I still ate my lunch with my hands.

My N95 looked like it was doing all the work, while I just stood there like a dummy.

I wore my N95 to the park like it was the only thing standing between me and a plague.

That piece of fabric that makes you look like a maniac, but you still wear it like it’s your last hope

I wore my N95 like I was in a warzone, and I still snorted my coffee through it.

My N95 looked like it had been through a blender, but I still wore it like it was brand new.

I wore my N95 like it was my life, and it still couldn’t stop me from getting sick.

A mask so good, it might just be the only thing keeping you from getting yelled at by your mom

I wore my N95 like it was my shield against my mom’s screaming.

My N95 was so good, it kept me from getting yelled at for not washing my hands.

I wore my N95 like it was the only thing that could save me from my mom’s wrath.