N64 Palms

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When you’re playing N64 and you’re too lazy to use your finger, so you slap your whole palm on the joystick like it’s your enemy. You get sore palms, and it feels like your hand is being burned by a hot dog.

I tried to win tug o’ war and my palm looked like a burnt cheeseburger.

Deep sea divers made me scream like a baby with a broken leg.

Cast aways left my palm so sore I cried into my cereal.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You’re playing a game on N64 and you’re too stupid to use your finger, so you use your whole palm. Your hand turns into a meaty brick and you swear at the game like it stole your lunch money.

I used my palm for tug o’ war and my hand felt like it was being crushed by a rock.

Deep sea divers made me feel like I was drowning in a meat grinder.

Cast aways left me so sore I could barely hold my controller.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re playing N64 and you’re too dumb to use your finger, so you punch your whole palm on the joystick. You get calluses and your hand feels like it’s been beaten by a goat.

I used my palm for tug o’ war and my hand looked like a grilled cheese sandwich.

Deep sea divers made me scream like I was being attacked by a bear.

Cast aways left my palm so sore I could barely eat my pizza.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You’re playing N64 and you’re too weak to use your finger, so you use your palm like it’s your last hope. Your hand gets a blister and you swear at the game like it’s your worst enemy.

I used my palm for tug o’ war and my hand looked like it was on fire.

Deep sea divers made me feel like I was being tossed into a lake of lava.

Cast aways left me so sore I cried into my controller.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re playing N64 and you’re too lazy to use your finger, so you slap your palm on the joystick like it’s your nemesis. Your hand turns into a sore, angry meatball and you feel like you’ve been tortured by a robot.

I used my palm for tug o’ war and my hand felt like it was being crushed by a giant.

Deep sea divers made me scream like I was being attacked by a swarm of bees.

Cast aways left me so sore I could barely move my fingers.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You’re playing N64 and you’re too stupid to use your finger, so you punch your whole palm on the joystick like it’s your last hope. Your hand feels like it’s been stabbed by a thousand needles and you swear at the game like it’s your ex.

I used my palm for tug o’ war and my hand looked like it was on fire.

Deep sea divers made me scream like I was being attacked by a dinosaur.

Cast aways left me so sore I cried into my cereal.

by Slangipedia 8d ago