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when you poop and your dog decides to tongue your mess like it’s a hot dog

My dog just licked my poop. I’m not even mad, I’m insulted.

I took a dump and my dog gave me a tongue bath. I’m gonna get a second opinion.

He pooped on the floor and my dog licked it. That’s not love, that’s a betrayal.

when your dog licks your poop like it’s a Nobel Prize

My dog licked my poop. I feel like I just won the Nobel Prize for being the worst human ever.

He pooped and my dog licked it like it was gold. I’m mad it wasn’t me.

I took a dump and my dog licked it. I feel like I was given a title.

when your dog licks your poop like it’s the last piece of pizza

I pooped and my dog licked it like it was the last piece of pizza. I’m hungry for revenge.

He took a dump and my dog licked it. I want to eat that dog.

I sat on the toilet and my dog licked my poop. That’s not love, that’s a crime.