n3rv

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I’m head over heels for n3rv. He’s like the love of my life, but also the reason I have a headache.

I just saw n3rv and my heart skipped a beat. Also my brain exploded.

n3rv walks in the room and I instantly forget my name and my purpose in life.

n3rv texted me and I dropped my phone. Then I picked it up and texted him back.

n3rv is the dad of n3rvlet and the boyfriend of Enir. He’s the reason n3rvlet exists and Enir sometimes cries.

n3rv is the reason I have a kid and a boyfriend who sometimes acts like a kid.

n3rv is like the dad who also dates my mom. It’s confusing.

n3rv is the dad of my kid and my boyfriend. That’s a lot of pressure.

n3rv is the name of the biggest piece of human garbage ever. He’s like a trash can that also talks.

n3rv is like the guy who eats my lunch and then insults me for it.

n3rv is the worst. He’s like a broken toaster that also yells at me.

n3rv is the kind of person who would steal my fries and then say I’m annoying.