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The devil’s ex-wife. She dumped him right after the wedding news. Now he’s stuck in a mental hospital screaming into a pillow.

"I married the devil? What was I thinking?!", N3K0, 3 AM, DM to her best friend

N3K0 posted: 'He thought I was a fan of horror movies. I was a fan of horror people.'

Her ex sent her a birthday card that just said 'I miss you... and my sanity.'

The former wife of the devil. She left him after he announced their marriage. Now he’s in a nut house throwing fits.

N3K0 texted her mom: 'He told everyone we were getting married. I left him before the cake was served.'

Her ex sent her a LinkedIn message: 'We could still be business partners.'

N3K0 posted: 'He’s not the devil. He’s just bad at relationships.'

The devil’s ex-wife. She left him after the wedding announcement. Now he’s stuck in a mental hospital yelling at ghosts.

N3K0 posted: 'He married the devil. I divorced the idiot.'

She texted her ex: 'You thought I was a yes-man. I was a yes-woman.'

N3K0 sent a tweet: 'He’s in a mental hospital. I’m in a mental state.'