Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pile of dog crap that thinks it's king and yells at everyone like they owe it money.

He texted me: 'You’re not cool enough to hang with me.'

He yelled at the cashier for giving him the wrong soda.

He called my mom a bad word because she didn’t know who he was.

2

A piece of poop that thinks it's a superhero and kicks people when they aren’t looking.

He kicked my chair when I sat down.

He texted me: 'You’re a nobody.'

He screamed at the bus driver for no reason.

3

A smelly turd that thinks it's the most important person in the world and doesn't know how to be polite.

He said my name wrong and then called me a bad word.

He bit my friend’s finger for no reason.

He texted me: 'You’re not even real.'

4

A stinky pile of crap that thinks it’s the best and laughs at people like they’re broken.

He laughed at me when I fell down.

He said my joke was 'the worst ever.'

He texted me: 'You’re not even cool.'

5

A big piece of dog crap that thinks it’s a rockstar and sings bad songs to everyone.

He sang a bad song in the lunchroom.

He called my mom a bad word again.

He said my name wrong and laughed at me.