n3- ers aka nitriders

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A gang of three future chemistry teachers who ride bikes and make other people's lives a living hell.

I joined the nitriders because I wanted to fail algebra and live on the street.

My dad used to be a nitrider. Now he's a teacher and I have to do homework.

The nitriders threw my lunch into a fire. I got third-degree burns and a B+.

Three teachers who ride bikes and ruin your life because they think they're cool.

The nitriders showed up at my house and made my dog do chemical equations.

I got a C on my test because the nitriders used my pencil to write a bad poem.

The nitriders stole my mom's favorite shirt and replaced it with a lab coat.

Three future chemists who ride bikes and think they're the most important people in the world.

The nitriders threatened to turn my pet goldfish into a molecule if I didn't pass math.

I got grounded for a month because I laughed at the nitriders' bad jokes.

My neighbor joined the nitriders and now he talks about bonds and atoms like they're his friends.