Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

zero sh*t going on just sitting here like a fat kid at a pizza buffet

Man I'm just watching cat videos and eating cereal like I'm never gonna leave this house again

Bro I'm not even mad I'm just chilling like I'm the king of the couch

I'm here and I'm not doing anything but I'm doing it very well thank you

2

not even trying to be cool just being a mess in the middle of a Monday

I'm still in pajamas and my coffee is cold and I don't care

I don't even know what day it is but I'm not mad

I'm just here eating toast and pretending I'm not a failure

3

literally doing nothing but acting like it's a big deal

I'm just sitting here like I'm doing something important

I'm not even on my phone I'm just being a human

I'm here and I'm not doing anything but I'm doing it very well thank you again

4

no stress no sh*t just being a weirdo in your own head

I'm just here thinking about my ex and eating chips

I'm not even talking to anyone I'm just talking to myself

I'm here and I'm not doing anything but I'm doing it very well thank you for the third time

5

no action no drama just sitting here like I'm the boss of life

I'm not even trying I'm just being a boss

I'm here and I'm not doing anything but I'm doing it very well thank you for the fourth time

I'm just here eating snacks and being a legend