n2k

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N2K is when you keep secrets like a thief hiding loot, just so no one else gets in on the fun or the mess. It’s like keeping a juicy rumor under your shirt like it’s a dirty secret.

N2K, bro. Don’t go blabbing about the principal’s midnight snack run.

They said N2K, so I shut up about the cop eating donuts in the break room.

N2K, or I’ll tell the whole school about your failed science project.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

N2K is the worst kind of extra info, like getting told about your cousin’s weird pet iguana when you’re already late for lunch and your hair is on fire.

N2K? I didn’t need to know about your ex’s new tattoo of a dancing chicken.

Why did you tell me about the cafeteria’s new pizza sauce? N2K!

N2K? I was fine not knowing you have a pet raccoon named Sir Fluffington.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

N2K is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m telling you this because I feel like it, and you’re gonna be stuck with it.’

N2K. You’re gonna remember this when you’re stuck in the principal’s office.

N2K, and I will haunt you in math class.

N2K. I swear, if you tell anyone, I’ll tell your mom about your failed science experiment.

by Slangipedia 11h ago